“I don’t watch porn. I read it like a good girl.” Sweater
Black / S
$44.99
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A soft, lightweight crewneck that reads like a wink and a whisper. The front features a vintage book-and-candle illustration beside the text: “I don’t watch porn. I read it like a good girl.” Subtle decorative stars and a tasteful spine-print down one sleeve give this sweatshirt a literary, slightly irreverent edge. The relaxed fit and smooth cotton face make it easy to layer over tees or pajamas. Wear it on quiet mornings with coffee and paperback pages, on late-night reading sprints, or to book club meetups when you want to be funny and a little bold without shouting. It feels like settling into a familiar armchair — warm, cheeky, and a touch nostalgic.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth print surface
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem for stretch and recovery
- Shoulder and neck twill tape to prevent stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced waste
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
“I don’t watch porn. I read it like a good girl.” Sweater
$44.99
Sale price
$44.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth print surface
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem for stretch and recovery
- Shoulder and neck twill tape to prevent stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced waste
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean