"I Don't Watch Porn, I Read It Like a F***ing Lady" blanket (30x40)" (50x60)" (60x80)"
30" × 40"
$29.99
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$29.99
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Sink into velvet-soft warmth and a little wicked humor. This plush velveteen blanket wraps around you like a quiet evening in a study—stacked spellbooks, a flickering candle, and a watchful dragon carved in shadow. The design’s rich, vintage typography and moody illustration read like a private joke among fellow book lovers who prefer their stories with heat and a wink. Use it on the couch during long-read nights, drape it over a reading chair, or unfurl it across your lap when the house gets cold and you want something both cozy and defiantly charming.
Product features
- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester, 17% spandex option) for lasting softness
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (≈300 g/m²) with extra-soft velveteen feel
- Vibrant, high-detail print on one side
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for reinforced durability
- Meets safety and chemical compliance standards; quick-drying and shape-retaining
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
"I Don't Watch Porn, I Read It Like a F***ing Lady" blanket (30x40)" (50x60)" (60x80)"
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester, 17% spandex option) for lasting softness
- Medium heavy-weight fabric (≈300 g/m²) with extra-soft velveteen feel
- Vibrant, high-detail print on one side
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for reinforced durability
- Meets safety and chemical compliance standards; quick-drying and shape-retaining
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product